therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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