Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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