No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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