"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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