Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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