Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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