I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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