I must be too annoying 4 u.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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