We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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