Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Randomize
