So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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