You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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