Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
he shaved USA in his pubs
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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