Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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