he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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