I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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