don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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