I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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