Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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