Acid is not a monday night drug
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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