Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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