Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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