You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
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