I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
