I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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