Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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