Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Randomize
