Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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