The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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