Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
smell my finger.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
