I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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