So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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