operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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