I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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