So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
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She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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