Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize