I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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