it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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