I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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