I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I AM VODKA MAN
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
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