According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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