I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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