I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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