toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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