"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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