Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
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