So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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