I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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