"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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