That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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