Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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