My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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