i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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