She announced her abortion via fbk
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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