? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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