Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
it's great music for shaving your balls
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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